these somalian pirates... they're on my mind everytime i think about my "boat farming" idea...

i don't see why we don't just use a submarine to take them out. it doesn't even have to be an official operation. one of those black op things. you can bait their asses with a real ship.

maybe i should sell my boat farm idea to those charity orgs that donate food to 3rd world countries. not sure how they operate... me thinks they buy it on the same exchange as everyone else. then actually send it overseas to starving people.

why not grow it themselves, on boats!

i could use them as a pilot run. set them up with a few for free, and see how it works out. start with the basic crops: beans, rice, etc. harvest at the country it's going to.

then they say wow! this is awesome! they buy more to indefinately solve their regular food demand.

meanwhile other orgs and even countries go hmmm... and also buy my boats. then i get a nobel prize and money. i'll be famous. and i fuck a bunch of hot chics. and when i get old and can't get it up anymore, i'll execute "code 666" and all of the boats will release a toxin into the plants which makes everyone who eats them go sterile. lol.

all those starving fuckers who can't afford food, but love to have babies... well, see ya. enough of that!

all those asian motherfuckers over-packed in their stupid little island... haggling over cheap plastic crap as if their individualism mattered... their population so out of control they actually have to use boat farms... lol... see ya!

all those rich motherfuckers throughout the world who know the difference between 20 dollar and 1000 dollar wines, yet have lost all their natural common sense to survive in the wild... all these metro motherfuckers... who pay 100s of bux to eat my high-end foods... see ya. hmmmm... that might be a bit harsh... maybe for them i'll just give them explosive diaherria, lol.

then eventualy... people will be like... hey, wtf, omg you psycho bitch! and i will get caught and dragged away and put on trial. and i will laugh and say "i did this for man kind. i regret nothing!" and i will either get executed, or die of old age.

and then i'm dead. people will hate me. some radical groups might think i was awesome. maybe when people get their sense of humor back, they'll think i was cool. idk. either way, the human population will go back to that of the early 1900s. the icecaps will stop thawing, maybe even refreeze some of the water it lost. more unused land for plants and shit. maybe people will find it more cost effective to use ethanol rather than petro. idk. even if things don't turn into this green hippy utopia, i will still die happy.